I never thought I would take the time to post a blog. Every time my wife makes me read someone's blog, my first thought is always--- holy crap that person has way too much time on their hands.
Well, for me to do anything I have to be challenged by someone or some event that just gets to me. My wife and several of her friends are addicted to this damned pioneer woman blog. We had a BBQ and beer party at the house last Friday and out of nowhere I am being compared to some dude called the Marlboro man. At first I thought they were talking about the dude that was the model in the Malboro cig ads that got lung cancer and then tried to sue the tobacco company that made his famous, what a jackass. Then it was explained to me that this pioneer woman calls her husband the Marlboro man and that all of the women at our party are addicted to this lady's blog and her rancher husband. I really don't like being compared to anyone, I am my own dude.
So here is my blog. I like barbeque, I like beer, I like whiskey, I like painting classic cars, I like college football, I like guns, I like women, and I think Jesus is pretty cool.
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Barbeque - check.
Beer - check.
Whiskey - check.
Classic cars - check.
College football - check.
Guns - check.
Women - check.
Jesus - check.
Well, I just did my checklist and found Wes to be the perfect candidate. As his self appointed campaign manager, I ask you all to search your hearts and minds for campaign slogans. The only one I can come up with is "Wes J for a new day."
I admit it is not the best slogan, but Wes simply refuses to pay me for bing his self-appointed campaign manager.
BTW, Wes is really modest. He won't even admit he is running for office yet. So, if you mention it to him he will act puzzled and claim that he is not actually running for any office. Please remember that he is an honest, humble man.
And one day I hope that you will publish a calendar like she did.
What things would we show on that calendar?
List 12 photos you would post of your life. And why.
Wesley, you are now officially GAY like the rest of us.
Congratulations.
Next thing you'll be cleaning the house and cooking dinner.
Okay, your last paragraph is CRACKING ME UP. It's just classic Wes. Yay for another friend blogging! I hope you have fun - maybe we can all try some Pioneer Woman recipes now! together! I think she loves butter as much as Paula Deen does...
I see your blogging frequency is in tune with your wife's!
Welcome!
Please try and post maybe once a month, just to make sure you are not gonna wussy out, OK?
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